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The Great American Monkey 1000

Updated: Dec 2, 2022

Dates: Sep 04 – Sep 12, 2021 Location: Eagle, Colorado

Attention all guild members! Are you ready for excitement? Are you ready for adventure? Are you ready to cross the Rockies on a child's motorcycle?

Then get ready for THE Great American Monkey 1000.

Join your fellow guild members on a harrowing adventure across a thousand kilometers of America's beauty. These are some of the best sights the Trans America Trail and Colorado have to offer.

See America as it was meant to be seen...76 cm from the ground at 32 kph!




All entries must pay in full $1925.00


Monkey 1000 Package Includes

  • Purchase of the most ridiculous mode of transportation we could find in the form of a pint-sized "motorized" 125cc two-wheeled contraption.

  • Transportation of your child-sized bike to the start line.

  • Orientation on the in and outs of maintenance on your steed. (you will need it)

  • Launch party to ensure you are in peak riding condition.

  • 7 days of Adventure on some of the best trails in America.

  • Finish line celebration.

  • After the run, you get to keep what is left of your monkey.

Participants are responsible for all other expenses and travel costs including visa and other fees. Participants do not have a choice of model, color, or options for motorcycles chosen for delivery. If traveling from outside the US the participant is responsible for any visa or covid quarantine/restriction requirements.


Every day you may be told where to go and what to do when it comes to entertainment, work, and maybe even your home life. No sense of adventure and no sense of danger.

Well, let's just say that's not the case here. You will very much be in danger and have to fend for yourself.

At the starting line, we will give you some of what we're going to call “training”? But hopefully enough knowledge to where you will understand how to ride and hopefully maintain your newfound mode of transportation.

We will provide you with a loose map of the area with very little direction and suggestions. Your only task is to complete the loop of locations using whatever roads or interconnected trails you choose to traverse ending back at the starting location within 7 days.

If you choose to conquer it solo or if you choose to put together a group of friends it will be up to you as to where and when you want to start and stop. Eat lunch or get gas. Camp or find the next town to sleep. Or whether or not you should wipe your ass with that leaf. You'll not have a guide with you telling you what to do or where to go. You are not going to have a mechanic, a medic, or a shoulder to cry on unless you bring it with you.


The Adventureman's Guild will not be responsible for any legal requirements needed for operating a motorcycle on US roadways or off-road trail systems imposed on you by your home country, state, or the state of Colorado. It is in your best interest to make sure you are in compliance with any laws that apply. With that, we are giving participants the following recommendations.

  • Participants must be 18 years of age or older

  • Participants must be active Guild Members

  • Participants must have a valid driver's license and motorcycle endorsement.

  • Participants are encouraged to have proper insurance and register/plate their motorcycles in accordance with their home state's laws and in compliance with the state of Colorado.

  • Participants are encouraged to have any necessary off-road permits required by the state of Colorado.

  • Participants are encouraged to provide and wear a DOT-approved helmet.


The Adventureman's Guild does not assume responsibility, directly or indirectly, for any loss, damage, or injury to property or person.

We strongly recommend that you purchase adequate travel insurance including Medical, Evacuation, and Repatriation coverage and that you extend your coverage to include Trip Cancellation. Be sure your travel insurance covers you for exactly what you are doing and exactly where you are going.


Adventure travel includes some level of physical exertion and some degree of risk or danger, perceived or real. This is truly dangerous and you cannot overestimate the risks involved in taking part in this event. This is an adventure and not a vacation. You are on your own and are putting your health and life at risk. You could be seriously injured or die as a result of participating and Individuals who have taken part in events like this have been permanently disfigured, seriously disabled, and even lost their life.

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