THE GREAT AMERICAN MONKEY RALLY: MINNESOTA 2026
Thu, Jul 30
|Minnesota, USA
The Great American Monkey Rally returns for 2026, hosted by our brave and possibly delusional Minnesota chapter. Once again, we’ll gather to celebrate the noble art of riding absurdly small motorcycles over terrain they were never designed for, fueled by equal parts caffeine, optimism, and denial.
Time & Location
Jul 30, 2026, 12:00 PM – Aug 03, 2026, 12:05 PM
Minnesota, USA
Guests
About the Event
🐒 SAVE THE DATE – THE GREAT AMERICAN MONKEY RALLY: MINNESOTA 2026 🐒
We just got back from Moab with half our bikes held together by duct tape, dreams, and whatever bolts we could find in the dirt. What’s left of the fleet now sits in garages and basements across the country, leaking every known fluid and whispering softly, “Please, not again.”
And yet, here we are.
Because apparently, we are incapable of learning from our mistakes.
The Great American Monkey Rally returns for 2026, hosted by our brave and possibly delusional Minnesota chapter. Once again, we’ll gather to celebrate the noble art of riding absurdly small motorcycles over terrain they were never designed for, fueled by equal parts caffeine, optimism, and denial.
Dates: July 30th through August 3rd, 2026
Camp setup: Thursday, July 30th
Riding days: Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Pack up and limp home: Monday, August 3rd